She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
