Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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