Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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