Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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