We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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