i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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