i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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