weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
