Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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