Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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