yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
