Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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