well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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