...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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