did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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