Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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