God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We left an ass print on the piano.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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