Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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