question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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