Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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