she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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