Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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