Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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