hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You made out with two different species that night
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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