I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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