I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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