He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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