You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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