god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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