Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
