Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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