So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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