Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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