I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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