Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
