I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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