How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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