Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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