do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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