I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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