I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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