I want to walk on stilts...naked
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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