so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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