I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my sisters under your porch take her home
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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