just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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