why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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