had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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