on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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