Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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