tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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