That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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