that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
PANTIES FOUND
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