Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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