If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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