You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What a fucking waste of an outfit
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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