I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
