Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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