I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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