All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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